In case you live under Taliban rule or don't watch the interwebs, here is Paul Vasques of Yosemite, California reacting to a rare double rainbow outside his hovel....
After the video went viral, most people logically assumed a wasted hippie in the land of fruits and nuts having this reaction to a rainbow, naturally he's high. Well it turns out he wasn't high, just a moron....
"I was just on pure rainbow power," he told ABC News' "Good Morning America." "I was by myself, and it was just the spirit of the universe influencing me."
He was probably in the boys room grabbing a toke when they covered water vapor refracting sunlight in science class. Either that or the cumulative effects of a lifetime of marijuana use, patchouli incense, and 'shroom toxins were playing tricks on his limbic system.
Did he really say "rainbow power"?
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