Celebrity moms are the most annoying

The degree with which dumb celebrities feel they are an authority on a topic is inversely proportional to the amount of expertise they have in that area but, once they have kids, the self-righteous lecturing increases by orders of magnitude. Here's dingbat, celebrity mom Gweneth Paltrow who's apparently discovered that shampoo causes cancer and autism in children...

Gwyneth Paltrow has been branded ‘loopy’ by scientists after warning that products such as shampoo could be linked to cancer.
The actress and wife of Coldplay singer Chris Martin says she was ‘seized with fear’ after reading research about what she calls ‘environmental toxins’ – chemicals which are present in everyday items.

'Seized with mental retardation' is more like it. This half-wit named her children Apple and Moses. Shampoo could only make her smarter. It certainly couldn't make her any stupider.

Here's dingbat Gweneth and her nitwit pal Madonna. Both appear to be in need of a shampoo....and a bath...and a laundry.