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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Monday, March 12, 2007

Time to retire Eddie

Is that a degenerate derelict or Eddie Van Halen or both? He looks like a cross between Charles Manson, the una-bomber Ted Kudzinsky, and grandpa Simpson. How old is Eddie...like 90?

He cannot be happy about this pic.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Eddie makes a better poster-boy for rehab than even Brit.

Anonymous said...

"No, I don't have any spare chan----oh my gosh, it's Eddie Van Halen!"

Anonymous said...

Two words, "Restorative Dentistry"!

Anonymous said...

"Yes sir, we do have a cot to spare here at the men's shelter....oh my gosh, it's Eddie Van Halen!"

Anonymous said...

Eddie has not handled well being kicked to the curb by Valerie Bertinelli.