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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Monday, July 31, 2006

How can I kill myself...let me count the ways...

This is just an appaulingly stupid way to die...

Woman Dies During Liposuction at Home Jul 31 11:35 AM US/Eastern
FRAMINGHAM, Mass.
A man was arrested on charges of practicing medicine without a license after a woman died during a liposuction procedure performed in the basement of a home, authorities said Monday.

If you're so determined to get skinny that you would let a pretend doctor perform surgery on you in his basement, why not use that determination to diet a little bit and take a couple of laps once in a while?

Seriously, who doesn't know better than to have surgery done in somebody's basement O.R.?

You all know what I think about stupid people killing themselves in the most astonishingly idiotic ways such as frolicking with wild animals, my favorite, but this way is even more insane.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess she accepted the Orrick challenge...and lost.

Anonymous said...

I want to know if Dave has a permit to dispose of the toxic crap he pulled out of that woman. He couldn't have sucked out her brain, it's obvious that the last crack pipe she smoked killed it. How fat and ugly and stupid do you have to be to pull a stunt like that? The worst part of the story is that Nip/Tuck actually had this as an episode last season. Guess what, patint dies doctor goes to prison. Strange how the TV emulates life, or is it the other way around?