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Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Tuesday, May 16, 2006

you can take the girl out of the trailer park but...



Britney Spears is almost too stupid to keep commenting on.

Joan Crawford had better parenting skills.

Look at this picture and see how many things Britney did wrong as it pertains to the safety of herself, her one year old baby, and her rumored to be gestating baby...

1. What is that, a rag-top, mini-Cooper with only seat-top roll bars? If she rolled that thing, all three of them would get hurt. Don't they sell Volvo's in California?

2. She may or may not be wearing a seat-belt...can't tell but odds are she's not. Looks like a belt on her right hip but you can't see any evidence of one on her chest or left shoulder.

3. Car seat facing forward. Even the biggest air-headed, redneck knows that infant car seats should face rearward.

4. Is the improperly placed car seat even strapped in? Can't tell, but given that car seats are difficult even for those of us who have a reasonable amount of intelligence, think of the titanic mental struggle it must have been for a half-witted bimbo like Britney to perform, while rushing to escape the paparazzi. My money's on "No".

5. Look how far over the baby is leaning. I don't think it's strapped in snuggly enough...if at all. The shoulder harness should prevent the head from lilting over that far, and his gourd has already been through enough when the baby sitter dropped him on it.

6. Britney drives around with curlers in her hair. I realize this doesn't have anything to do with safety but it does have to do with plain class....she definitely loses style points for that.

With a dopey, air-head for a mother, and a shiftless, layabout for a father, those kids don't stand a chance.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

The sad part is that if she weren't "Brittany Spears" California's version of child protective services would have removed that child already. You're right, those kids won't stand a chance.

Anonymous said...

Trash.