“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Friday, May 19, 2006

Who didn't see this coming?


ATLANTA - Associated Press -- The runaway bride who generated a media storm with her phony tale of abduction and the fiance who took her back have broken up for good, the man’s friends and family told People Magazine.

Jennifer Wilbanks later recanted, saying she fled because of personal issues, and pleaded no contest to telling police a phony story. She also was sentenced to two years probation, which she performed through community service that included mowing the lawns of public buildings.

In a statement released by a friend, the always startled looking Miss Wilbanks commented,
"I tried to ditch Claude the last time in a way that made him not look bad, but the poor,dumb sap wanted me back so now I'm really leaving, only this time it's for real. I've joined up with a band of illegal, Mexican gypsies who perform menial yardwork for money...I guess all that grass mowing at the municipal complex paid off afterall?".

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