“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas


Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Bears will be bears


Bears killed and ate a monkey in a Dutch zoo in front of horrified visitors, witnesses at the zoo said Monday.

Will wonders never cease? A wild animal pursues, kills, then eats another wild animal. And this horrifies visitors to the zoo.

Idiots! It's what wild animals do!

Zoo management announced that it will be providing grief counselors for anybody who was disturbed by this outrageous act of barbarism.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think this goes back to the young parents that found the "domesticated rat". What would expect of wild animals.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, I LOVE the catchy headline!