“The American people will never knowingly adopt Socialism. But under the name of ‘liberalism’ they will adopt every fragment of the Socialist program, until one day America will be a Socialist nation, without knowing how it happened.”

Socialist Party presidential candidate Norman Thomas

Tuesday, September 30, 2014

Hillary receives a new campaign prop

Hillary's can't-miss, ace-in-the-hole campaign prop arrived just in time for her White House run.

Bill's thought bubble, "Quick, let's make a list of all the ways we can use her to our political advantage over the next two years."

OJ was lopping off heads before it was cool

You may remember that OJ Simpson almost decapitated his wife Nicole Brown when he killed her and her friend Ron Goldman with a knife. Apparently Simpson is attempting to convert to Islam in prison after hearing the he won't be eligible for parole until 2017. Though he's having some difficulty with the fasting part.....evidently Juice likes his snacks and cheated at the prison canteen during the fasting time of Ramadan. 

As my friend Barry over on FB observed, "Seems OJ was an original "beheader" before it became cool......."

Obama counts on having plausible deniability

According to a GAO(Government Accountability Office) President Obama has only attended about 41% of his PDB's (Presidential Daily Briefing). This is where the CIA and other intelligence guys inform the President of the goings on in the world that he needs to know about on a daily basis.

Why would the commander in chief miss so many PDB's? And is it on purpose? I think he intentionally misses them so that he'll have what's known as plausible deniability when something blows up in his face.....something like Benghazi or ISIS suddenly taking over most of Iraq. He wants to be able to say, "I didn't know about it until I saw it on the news just like you". He knows the media will protect him and most gullible Americans will forgive him for being caught off guard and will eventually forget about it. That way he doesn't have to take any action on anything foreign-policy related and can instead concentrate on fundamentally transforming America into the second-rate welfare state he's dreamed of his whole life.

I'd be interested to know what he was doing instead of being briefed on world affairs. My guess is either playing golf or fund raising.

What happens in the men's room.......

So I just had an unnerving, StarWars experience......in the men's room, and it's not what you people think, get your minds out of the gutter.
I depart the stall to find two fully armed police officers with flack jackets and helmets staring at me suspiciously. Without being told "freeze scumbag!" I freeze anyway and as innocently as possible ask, "Can I help you fellas?"
After a second they visibly relax, look at each other and the one closest to me says, "He's not the guy we're looking for", and they head back out the door.
The only possible explanation is that I subconsciously used a Jedi mind-trick on them. Less likely is that there's a suspicious intruder in the building, they were called to find him, and they thought I might have been him, hiding in the bathroom.
I'm going with the Jedi mind-trick.

I would have been more cooperative if she had stormed the bathroom..... 

Monday, September 29, 2014

James Clapper's turn under the Hope-and-Change bus

In his soft-ball 60 Minutes interview last night, when asked about how badly his administration misjudged the ISIS threat and for so long, Obama predictably threw the Director of National Intelligence, James Clapper under the very crowded Hope-and-Change bus.

"Jim Clappper has acknowledged that I think they underestimated what had been taking place in Syria."
What was promised to James Clapper that he'll take the fall for Obama's failing to recognize a gathering threat for the past two years? There's no way the intelligence community missed that. Somebody knew what was happening and the derelicts in the administration purposefully ignored it, hoping it would either not happen or happen after he was out of office.

B'ham man defies seemingly insurmountable odds.....gets hit by train

A guy here in B'ham got hit by a train last night. The article says he was trying to cross the tracks. Seriously?
It takes at most 3 steps and maybe 3 seconds to cross a set of tracks. What are the odds that at precisely those three seconds, a train is at that exact point too? (I could calculate that, and I just might.)
But let's allow that you're a very slow walker, it's not like you don't know where a train might be. They don't run up on sidewalks and kill people. How do you not look....even if you are a drunk hobo, which he might not have been?

Friday, September 26, 2014

Laura Ingraham has Obama pegged

Laura Ingraham thinks that Obama sending 3,000 troops to combat, and certainly be exposed to, Ebola in Africa is his way of extending his father's rage against America's colonial past.
According to Obama's father and certainly Obama himself, Africa is poor and destitute because America is rich and privileged, therefor America's wealth must be transferred to Africa and the American people must be as vulnerable as Africans are. He's using the US military to symbolically "level the playing field". 

To Obama, if Africans see rich, privileged, white Americans suffering from the same maladies that plague the dark continent, they'll feel better about themselves because America is finally getting what it deserves.
Laura might be on to something.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

Al Sharpton has delusions of grandeur

Al Sharpton claims that he's advising Obama on who to nominate to replace Eric Holder as AG. 

First, it's Valerie Jarret that makes all these decisions, not Obama, and I seriously doubt that she's listening to Sharpton do anything except brag about how he helped burn down half of Ferguson, MO. 

Besides she knows what his advice would be..."Uh, you should pick the black guy or gal who is the most virulently contemptuous of whites, has a demonstrated track record of this contempt, and has a law degree.

Valerie Jarret is already going to do that, she doesn't need Sharpton's help.

China's navy is like a baby duck in a pool with US Navy sharks

There are some reports trickling out of China that they believe with the US distracted, as always, in the middle east and with their own grandiose view of their naval power, China believes that they can engage in military action, maybe against Taiwan, and successfully keep the US from interfering.

Heh heh, not bloody likely. The US has 70 or so nuclear attack submarines, 33 of which are stations in the Pacific, the entire 7th Fleet stationed in Japan, and a handful of aircraft carriers in the Pacific at any given time.

There aren't 5 navies combined in the world who could stand up to the US Navy. If China thinks we aren't paying attention, or bizarrely thinks she's got a competent navy, let them try something with Taiwan and find out what being on the business end of raw naval power feels like.

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Muslim are natural criminals

Noryway deported over 5,000 foreigners last year as a new way to fight crime. That's a 31% increase from 2012. The chief nationalities of those deported are Nigerians, Afghans, Moroccans, and Iraqi's and the chief religion of those deported is Muslim.

It would seem that the Norwegians have figured out that importing peasants, supporting them as wards of the state, and allowing them to not assimilate to Norwegian culture, is inviting their criminal behavior, and they've had enough of it.

Good for the Norwegians. Surely the other countries who've graciously, and ignorantly, I mean if we're being honest, imported Muslims into their country to show how accepting and open-hearted they are, will follow Norway's lead and start to repatriate the criminally minded Muslims who are essentially squatting in their countries. No doubt the US will never do this as we are too far gone down the path of self-loathing, self-destruction, and moonbattery to stop now.